Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Are you impulsive?

The description sounds about right. I'm surprised I scored as much as 24% though.

You Are 24% Impulsive

You're a pretty stable and serious person. You don't take things lightly.
This doesn't mean you can't have fun - you just have fun responsibly.
You definitely have a spontaneous side, but you only let loose when it's appropriate.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Meme of Three

I don't usually do these, but was tagged by Deb, and it was an interesting set of questions...

1.Things that scare me:
  • Heights
  • Large insects such as cockroaches (shudder)
  • Birds or bats in the house (though they're fine outside)
2. People who make me laugh:
  • Can't think of any individual, really. Perhaps the 'Just a minute' folk on Radio 4. Or a few authors - Adrian Plass, for instance. Or the occasional moment in one of the better sitcoms such as 'Yes Minister'. But that's about all.

3. Things I hate the most:

  • Bigotry of almost any sort
  • Cockroaches
  • Loud angry voices

4. Things I don’t understand:

  • Quantum physics
  • Greek
  • Why God made cockroaches

5. Things I’m doing right now:

  • typing
  • breathing
  • trying to stay awake

6. Things I want to do before I die:

  • live to the age of 90 or more
  • see my sons happily married, and some grandchildren (and perhaps great-grandchildren)
  • celebrate my golden wedding (and diamond too)
7. Things I can do:
  • cook
  • write
  • play Tetris

8. Ways to describe my personality:

  • introverted
  • gentle
  • procrastinating
9. Things I can’t do
  • drive
  • play any instrument
  • stay awake after about midnight (11pm is hard enough)

10. Things I think you should listen to:

  • other people's opinions and ideas
  • Mozart
  • 'Just a Minute' on Radio 4

11. Things you should never listen to:

  • People who try to pressurise you into doing what you know is wrong
  • Politicians
  • Heavy metal
12. Things I’d like to learn:
  • Greek
  • How to play the piano
  • Irish dancing

13. Favorite foods:

  • Chocolate
  • Strawberries
  • Raspberries

14. Beverages I drink regularly:

  • Water
  • Coffee
  • Fruit juice

15. Shows I watched as a kid:

  • Crackerjack
  • Blue Peter
  • Jackanory

16. People I’m tagging to do this meme:

  • I don't tag people, but if anyone happens to read this and would like to do it, please consider yourself tagged (and let me know in the comments)



How healthy a diet?

Fairly obvious which questions were going to give the best score, but I answered honestly, and think the result is about right:

You Are 76% Healthy

Your diet is quite healthy, but you don't too crazy with what you eat.
You know how to eat what's good for you, but you're also careful not to deprive yourself.

How Nerdy?

Thanks to Deb for this.

Well I didn't think I was really nerdy, but having several experts in the family I suppose some of it's rubbed off on me. I do use Firefox as my browser, yes I always liked maths (and read it at university), and yes, I know a lot of the periodic table. But that's only because chemistry bored me so much at school that I decided the quickest way to pass exams was simply to learn the periodic table by rote. It worked, too.

The amazing thing is that even with all that, I'm only considered 22% nerdy. Apparently 78% of people are even more so....

I am nerdier than 22% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!

Overall, you scored as follows:

78% scored higher (more nerdy), and
22% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:

Not nerdy, but definitely not hip.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Right-brained or left-brained?

For a few of these questions I wanted to answer 'both' (or 'neither') but on the whole they were reasonable. I think the result is probably pretty accurate too.

You Are 60% Left Brained, 40% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

What mythological creature?

Um... the description's not bad. I think of centaurs as rather stronger and more warlike than I am, but for what it's worth:

You Are a Centaur

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

Monday, July 24, 2006

What's your Emotional Intelligence Quotient?

Hmm... higher than I would have expected. Interesting questions, anyway.

Your EQ is 140

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Personality type (Myers-Briggs, approximately)

I thought this wasn't bad at all for a quick test, although results should be taken with a large pinch of salt and checked against descriptions in books and/or relevant web-sites. Online personality tests of this sort are generally fairly inaccurate.

Still, I answered as carefully as I could, trying not to think about what the responses would lead to, and it gave me the correct personality type.

You Are An INFJ

The Protector

You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.
Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is.
You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience.
You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them.

You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

What Enneagram number?

Online tests for the Enneagram are notoriously unreliable, since this personality system is about motivations more than behaviour. Still, I thought this one wasn't at all bad for a short questionnaire, and it gave me the correct number:

You Are 9: The Peacemaker

You are emotionally stable and willing to find common ground with others.

Your friends and family often look to you to be the mediator when there is conflict.

You are easy going and accepting. You take things as they come.

Avoding conflict at all costs, you're content when things are calm.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

How Indie are you?

I'm not entirely sure what 'Indie' means. I know it's to do with small independent music companies, so perhaps the word has taken on the wider connotation of doing one's own thing rather than caring over-much about being fashionable or wealthy.

Whatever it means, the assessment sounds about right:

You Are 47% Indie

You're pretty indie, but you don't make a fuss letting everyone know.
You just do what you like. You enjoy many types of things - from trendy to bizarre.

Friday, June 23, 2006

What your soul really looks like

Only five questions, but the results are uncannily accurate.



What Your Soul Really Looks Like



You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is a lot like the present, and as far as you're concerned, that's a very good thing.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Are you a sociopath?

Bit worrying this test... but I'm relieved to find I don't have sociopathic tendencies! In fact the description is remarkably accurate.

You Are 4% Sociopath

You're empathetic, loyal, and introspective.
In other words, there's no way you're a sociopath... but you can spot one pretty easily!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

How gross are you?

Sounds about right!

You Are 32% Gross

You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Where should you spend the Summer?

Sounds good to me!

You Should Spend Your Summer in the Mountains

You're quiet, introspective, and a great thinker.
You need a summer vacation that gets you away from the crowds and the heat.
So retreat to the mountains, where you can clear your head.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Personality and career test

Thanks to Merry for this one. I'm certainly an Idealist in Myers-Briggs/Keirseyan temperament theory, and the suggested professions do sound around right, if I were starting over again.

Career Inventory Test Results

Extroversion |||||| 16%
Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 40%
Altruism |||||||||||||||||||||||| 73%
Inquisitiveness ||||||||||||||| 46%

You are an Idealist, possible professions include - information-graphics designer, college professor, researcher, legal mediator, social worker, holistic health practitioner, occupational therapist, diversity manager, human resource development specialist, employment development specialist, minister/priest/rabbi, missionary, psychologist, writer
Take Free Career Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

How cynical are you?

Yes, I think this sounds spot on!

You Are 24% Cynical

Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions.
You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool.

Monday, May 29, 2006

What year do you belong in?

I hadn't heard of most of the items in this questionnaire so I did a lot of guessing, but I guess the 1960s description is about the best. I was five in 1965.

You Belong in 1965

If you scored...

1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.

1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!

1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.

1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good!

Saturday, May 20, 2006

What colour blue?

Well, I don't think I'm 'driven' but I suppose the rest isn't far wrong:

You are Ocean Blue

You're both warm and practical. You're very driven, but you're also very well rounded.
You tend to see both sides to every issue, and people consider you a natural diplomat.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

How vain are you?

Well I've never been particularly concerned with appearance, so I guess this is about right:

You Are 19% Vain

You don't have a vain bone in your body - almost as a matter of principal.
You demand to be judged on who you are, not what you look like.

Monday, May 15, 2006

What world leader?

I found this questioinnaire via Jax and Tim's blog. Fairly accurate, I guess... not that I have the least desire to be any kind of leader, nor to be assassinated!